so a science comedian walks into a lab…

Jokes don't have to be just funny or scientifically accurate. Comedian Brian Malow is on a mission to show they can be both.

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A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender pours him one and the neutron asks how much he owes. The bartender replies, "for you, no charge." Yes, you've just been hit with a nerd joke, and no, they're not just confined to labs and grad schools. As it so turns out, there's actually such a profession as a science comedian and it's this geek's task to come up with scientifically based puns and punch lines to entertain the typical audience of scientists and well informed laypeople. One such science comedian is Brian Malow, and he actually manages to weave jokes that can generally survive peer review into a full, working routine. Here's his effort with nerdy blank-walks-into-a-bar jokes involving biology and physics at Bay Area's Wonderfest…

I don't know about you, but even though some of these jokes were a little too literal for my taste, I'd prefer this routine over the typical comic you'll see on TV, complaining about how much of a loser he or she is for being a comedian, cracking jokes about a supposedly dysfunctional family to visit every holiday season, and trying as hard as possible to make politics funny. Don't get me wrong, we certainly need variety in our humor and a full on science lecture at every comedy club would get really old, really fast, but wouldn't it be nice if our typical bits of entertainment required at least a little scientific knowledge rather than being really good with old movies or music, as well as our seeming obligation to laugh at stereotypical relationship jokes?

[ thanks to Maria M. for the post idea ]

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