Fundamentalist Christian zealots are holding prayer meetings to block... uh... expanded healthcare for their fellow Americans?

How do you cover a schism that doesn't actually exist? You whip one up from cherry-picked quotes and use them to stir up a tempest in a teacup.

A theologian claims that the God of the Old Testament is just one deity who separated us from writhing, shapeless monsters. Don't expect his colleagues or mainstream believers to care much about his treatise.

Atheism should not become bizarro theism, even though it's human nature for it to lean in that direction.