A little gift guide for your favorite cranks, quacks, snake oil salespeople, creationists, and pseudoscientists this holiday season.

If skeptical and science bloggers don't have anything nice to say, we shouldn't have to say anything nice.

Deepak Chopra is out to disprove evolution using biocentrism, a meaningless collection of woo buzzwords he and his like-minded friends concocted out of nothing.

Science is full of technical jargon and words with multiple, context-dependent meanings. And purveyors of woo and snake oil are happy to abuse this to line their wallets.

Three internet cranks manage to achieve a truly impressive feat of meaningless numerology. We'll dissect it just for the hell of it.

The King of New Age Woo, Deepak Chopra, goes on the warpath against his many critics.

How to turn your weekend knitting project into a luxury product for the less than discerning customer with a little anti-scientific woo.

A satirical piece perfectly captures how pseudoscience works and what it sounds like when applied to basic facts no one actually disputes.

Astrologers are irate because, apparently, we didn't ask the Moon for its consent to be probed.

Don't you wish there was a handy checklist to quickly and easily detect junk science online? Well, you're in luck...

It's not just the right that doesn't understand evolution or how it works. The fringe left also has some very bizarre ideas about it.